When you’ve been alive for centuries, you learn a thing or two about domination.
Introducing the one and only Count Smashula — levitating mid-court, wine glass in hand, paddle behind the back, and zero mercy in sight. His opponents? A panicking Frankenstein and a mummy being dragged away by bats.
Scoreboard says it all: 11–0. Written in blood. 🦇This Bangsta exclusive is for those who don’t just play — they haunt the court.
Crafted with 4.5 oz of 100% preshrunk ringspun cotton jersey,
this tee is softer than Dracula’s whisper and tougher than his backhand.
Lightweight, breathable, and guaranteed to outlive your next opponent’s ego.
Count Smashula
$31.00Price
5.5 oz.
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